PETROL DIESEL FUEL PRICE HIKE - FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES

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Due to high Petrol Price, MTV ROADIES will now be using Horses in the next season instead of Bikes & the show name will be GHODIES...

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Shutting down petrol pumps to control fuel usage is like closing KFC to conserve wildlife.
 












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Petrol Badha
Hum Chup Rahe

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup Rahe

LPG Badha
fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole!

Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye

Fir bhi hum chup rahe

Par abb suna hai
DARU......

Maa ki aankh
Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge
INQALAB ZINDABAD

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All Girls’ Dream come True!

All Girls’ Dream: men will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!





Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.





Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be more than its

EMI: Equal Monthly Installments!





Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN,

above Rs. 60 per US Dollar;

Petrol has already become

VERY SENIOR CITIZEN

in Bangalore - Rs. 81 per litre!





Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol!

There will be new slogan:

JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!

 

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