BABA JI KA THULLU - Funny Jokes

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Raat Ko Jaagta Hai Ullu

Wah!! Wah!!

Raat Ko Jaagta Hai Ullu
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Neeche Kya Dhoond Rahe Ho???

Babaji Ka Thullu! xD

THOKO THOKO

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Comedy Nights With Kapil is Quite Similar To the Johnson's Baby Soap. The show comes with the "No More Tears" Guarantee

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Kapil & His Girl Friend..

Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?

GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..

Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao.. How Shuold RBI Fight These Inflationary
Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets?
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GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..

XD XP

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Salary Hike Ke Liye Employee Apne Caliber Se Jayda Perform Karta Hai Aur Hike Wale Din Usey Kya Milta Hai??

#BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

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2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM

25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..

Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??

"BABA JI KA THULU"

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Three Things I Like About 'Comedy Nights With Kapil' Are :

1) Kapil Sharma's Timing Of Jokes
2) Introduction By Gutthi,
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3) Three Girls Sitting Behind Siddhu

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Arz Kiya Hai...

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..

Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Khadkao Like. 
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 Baba Ji Ka Thullu Defined..

• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu

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