BABAJI KA THULLU DEFINED - VERY FUNNY

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Baba Ji Ka Thullu Defined..

• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu

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Comedy Nights With Kapil is Quite Similar To the Johnson's Baby Soap. The show comes with the "No More Tears" Guarantee.


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2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM

25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..

Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??

"BABA JI KA THULU"

 

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Tamil Funny Pictures for Facebook - October Edition

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BABA JI KA THULLU - Funny Jokes

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Raat Ko Jaagta Hai Ullu

Wah!! Wah!!

Raat Ko Jaagta Hai Ullu
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Neeche Kya Dhoond Rahe Ho???

Babaji Ka Thullu! xD

THOKO THOKO

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Comedy Nights With Kapil is Quite Similar To the Johnson's Baby Soap. The show comes with the "No More Tears" Guarantee

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Kapil & His Girl Friend..

Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?

GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..

Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao.. How Shuold RBI Fight These Inflationary
Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets?
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GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..

XD XP

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Salary Hike Ke Liye Employee Apne Caliber Se Jayda Perform Karta Hai Aur Hike Wale Din Usey Kya Milta Hai??

#BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

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2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM

25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..

Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??

"BABA JI KA THULU"

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Three Things I Like About 'Comedy Nights With Kapil' Are :

1) Kapil Sharma's Timing Of Jokes
2) Introduction By Gutthi,
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3) Three Girls Sitting Behind Siddhu

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Arz Kiya Hai...

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..

Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Khadkao Like. 
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 Baba Ji Ka Thullu Defined..

• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu

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KAPIL SHARMA FUNNY PICS MEMES COLLECTIONS - Comedy Night with Kapil Sharma

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BABA JI KA THULLU - Kapil Sharma funny pics

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Aadhar Card - What happens when you get Aadhar card ? very funny

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Aadhar card :
A Must Must Read
A Scene in 2020...

Operator:
Hello Pizza Hut!

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

Customer: Yeah!
Hold on.....
My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.

Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

Customer: What?

Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.

Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

Customer: teri

Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

Customer faints...😀😛😀 aur banao Aadhar Card.....

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FUNNY MANMOHAN SINGH PICS - 2013 LATEST COLLECTION

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DHOOM 3 FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES COLLECTION

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What's common between
John Abraham ,
Hrithik Roshan ,
Abhishek Bachchan
and Aamir Khan ?
All had to audition to work with Uday Chopra #DHOOM# !! :D 

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 Dhoom 3 teaser is finally out! Now wait for the movie to see who has acted worse Abhishek Bachchan, Katrina Kaif or Uday Chopra.

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 Dhoom 3 spoiler: Abhishek Bachchan will chase Aamir Khan all over the world and in the end He will realize that He is Phunshuk Vangdu

-sandy

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PETROL DIESEL FUEL PRICE HIKE - FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES

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Due to high Petrol Price, MTV ROADIES will now be using Horses in the next season instead of Bikes & the show name will be GHODIES...

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Shutting down petrol pumps to control fuel usage is like closing KFC to conserve wildlife.
 












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Petrol Badha
Hum Chup Rahe

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup Rahe

LPG Badha
fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole!

Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye

Fir bhi hum chup rahe

Par abb suna hai
DARU......

Maa ki aankh
Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge
INQALAB ZINDABAD

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All Girls’ Dream come True!

All Girls’ Dream: men will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!





Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.





Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be more than its

EMI: Equal Monthly Installments!





Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN,

above Rs. 60 per US Dollar;

Petrol has already become

VERY SENIOR CITIZEN

in Bangalore - Rs. 81 per litre!





Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol!

There will be new slogan:

JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!

 

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